Sunday, November 1, 2015

Bigfoot, ETs and Us

If we can imagine a world where Sasquatch/Bigfoot has been 'discovered', ie., solid video from multiple sources, along with the acknowledgment of academia, including the addition of the species to the taxonomic record, how will this scenario play out from that point? Lets extrapolate. Let's say Derek Randles suddenly announces a huge development in his research: Contact has been made, a group of Sasquatches has communicated with Derek and his people and they acquire excellent video footage showing Derek shaking hands with an 8 foot tall, hairy biped. It is picked up and is aired on the Today show and all other major networks. According to Randles, a rudimentary language is employed with hand signals and yes and no verbalizations. The Olympic Project has retained a legal firm, the entire ten acre compound is fenced with 8 foot cyclone and razor wire and armed guards are manning the entry gate.

Contrary to conspiracy theory, Military/industrial complex reps are nowhere to be found outside of local police who patrol the site for crowd control and unwanted interlopers. The Olympic Project, along with Dr. Jeff Meldrum invites the major news networks to bring scientists specializing in human/ animal sciences with the assurance that the Sasquatch People wish to give a message to all of mankind, vis a vis Derek and his advisors. Matt Lauer, Charlie Rose, Estaban Sarmiento, and a few other highly regarded, credentialed individuals show up and are let into the compound. Once the TV news hits around the world, oddballs begin to move en masse towards Port Angeles. They line the roads everywhere within ten miles of the Olympic Projects acreage. Police use helicopters and their limited SWAT material for crowd control but after about three days the Governor calls in the National Guard and a ten mile perimeter is established with check points and additional razor fencing that runs through all access points including forest service roads all the way to the coast. A standing order to shoot down personal drones is made and a couple of drones are knocked out this way, but not before shaky footage is obtained, sold and aired of something big and hairy moving under the canopy of big Fir trees, away from a camouflaged kiosk that has a multitude of heavy power cables running to it. The first, highly coveted feeds from the Olympic Project Camp begin to air on TV, showing a table with three people seated with their backs to the cameras, two men and a woman in the middle. in front of them is a section of weirdly-lit wooded terrain, tree trunks and stumps. In the low light, the viewer can make out the outline of a large humanoid mass with furry edges standing behind jagged stump.
Not Danzig

The shaggy form shifts, eyes blink showing some white around dark pupils. In comparison to the tree trunk the creature is huge. It moves and you can make out the massive arms and a flash of an enormous hand as it slides down the log to reposition itself to be facing the camera. There is no dialog, no clear voices yet, just the regular clicking of some camera shutters and muffled, excited whispers from somewhere behind the scene. A man's voice begins, "Dave, are the mics on? Are they on? Can we get a feed check?" And then, a loud snort. It sounds like a bull, exhaling and steam is seen rising from the area of the creatures face. A few people beyond the camera exclaim and gasp and then a woman's voice is heard. "Excuse me, excuse me....can we begin?" The woman is only shown from behind, a blonde head of curly hair, but then a screen title pops up, 'Autumn Williams-Crypto-Resaercher' ( misspelled) and the voice continues, "Can you hear me? Can, ah...can you understand me, what I'm saying?"
Autumn Williams 
There is no response, and aside from the camera clicks and distant generator noise, all we see from the green forest set is more steam and a slight shifting of the mass of hair and muscle. Then, a sound. It's a low rumble, like a throat clearing, and then "WE..." The people in the tent breathe sharply, a deep, guttural sound, like a cross between a lion and some bovine animal rasps, "WE SSPEAK...NOT WELL" It's an amazing, historic moment. Inter-species communication from a creature that the vast majority of humanity has never conceived could truly exist. And in fact, so far there is still no proof that they do. The idea of a bipedal human-hybrid hunkering behind a log and speaking human English is too much to assimilate, with too many convenient problems solved like the rewriting of the human taxonomy for most of us to stomach. The main question that stands out immediately: What's in it for Bigfoot? Bigfoot, a silly name for a relationship with a concept-shattering entity, the term Sasquatch at least honors some First Nations People, but still, what can humanity do for what ostensibly, historically, has been a humanoid free agent since a time before humans understood fire or tool use? Because this scenario is so unlikely to ever happen, we can only speculate as I've done here, and we can reflect on the only input we do have, which, as specious as it may sound, does answer that big question. The leaders in the field of Sasquatch/Contactee communication are, in order of total content, Kewaunee Lapseritis,Mike Paterson and maybe to a lesser extent, Joan Ocean.



Lapseritis is an herbalist/healer and self-proclaimed Crypto-Anthropologist from rural Washington State who claims that a concurrent communication from both Extra-Terrestrial and Sasquatch intelligences contacted him telepathically a few years ago. Since that contact, Lapseritis has written two books, 'The Sasquatch People {And Their Inter-Dimensional Connection} and 'The Psychic Sasquatch'.

Kewaunee is making an important point here...pay attention! 
             Love this art - He looks so confident

Mr. L tours the country lecturing (mostly at UFO conferences) and has recently posted on his website (SasquatchPeople.Com) a series of 'letters' from the aforementioned to humanity chronicling the history and future of our relationship with these apparent, sometime off-planet entities. The message is written in a way that sounds like a Native American with a College education might write it, with only a couple of odd word uses (for example, specie, for species) and the tone is familiar to UFO abductee stories. ”We are not giant apes nor even related to them, as your cryptozoologists pretend; nor are we primitive hominids, nor even more related to them than to you, as some of your anthopologists tend to believe. Recognizing our true origin from the Star Elders and our spiritual wisdom, is the acceptance of yours. We are offering you your best opportunity to re-enter into inter-species peaceful, spiritual relations, and to realign with the Cosmic Order, to join back in our Star Elders Council, like your first ancestors did.” The entire 'message to humanity' is available for free at this link: http://sasquatchpeople.com
                                 
                                       <------------------------------------------------------>

The second most prolific paranormal Sasquatch conduit may be Mike Paterson.
                                                   Mike Paterson, (let's pretend this is Mike, ok?)

 For newbies, Paterson is a Canadian dude who happened to be contacted by a largely invisible creature while camping in the woods near some friends of his who owned a cabin and property somewhere in Ontario. Paterson, like Lapseritis uses Youtube as his main message delivery vehicle and his videos are a combination of quizzical, child-like name exchanges coupled with shots of footprints in the snow and gifts of marbles and twisted sticks. There is a focus on the audio portions of Patersons relationship which feature guttural howls and squeals interjected with an occasionally recognizable word or name. Patersons attitude and delivery are endearing if incomplete in explanation and after listening for a while it feels like a man taking care of a mentally-challenged family member. (Sorry,MP, no disrespect meant, just trying to reach the masses). Mike Patersons work hit a road block when a relation of his hosts interfered with his occupation and forced Mike to regroup. One important offshoot of his content is his partnering with documentary-maker Chris Munch (Letters From The Big Man) and who subsequently started his own youtube channel (Fir and Cedar) where Munch has employed a group of 'sensitives' to explain the Sasquatch and their counsel for us 'hairless ones'. I won't introduce the sensitives again (it's in a previous post and available at Munchs channel) but the message is very similar to Lapseritis' theme, with Lapseritis siding much more thickly on the doom and gloom aspects of Global Warming, pollution and enslavement by our 'lower lords'.


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 The only other online, sizable Extra-normal Sasquatch content comes from a lady named Joan Ocean, a counselor and author who resides in Hawaii and who offers dolphin and whale swimmimg sessions. Ocean also claims a series of physical and non-physical contacts with Sasquatch persons that she has decided have names like Medicine Woman and who write responses to her letters in decent penmanship.
and maybe . I have not listed two of my favorite paranormal Sasquatch writers since they only report on and comment of anecdotes they have heard from others. Linda Moulton Howe and Thom Powell are probably the hugest profile people on this subject ( followed by Stan Gordon) and they deserve their own, upcoming post. I welcome comments from anyone on the communicators above and if I have impugned anyone, I apologize as I am the blogger of a site called Bizarre Bigfoot and i am just trying to grok this bizarre  mystery.                               Joan Ocean - w/ Whale photobomb.                                                                     

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Bigfoot and The Gov'mint

A couple of thoughts that I've had recently regarding the whole enchilada. One is that I am happy to go into the woods and look for signs of Bigfoot, even see one personally, BUT...I would not do it alone and I don't wish to do it at night. To date I've done two overnight trips and, of course, saw and heard nothing important, so, the thing is, if you do see a huge hairy bipedal Man-Ape and nobody is with you, you're basically just another crazy person. And if you see one at night, it's far too difficult with the technology we have to ascertain unequivocally whether you saw a Bigfoot or if it was just a bear or tree stump on a windy night. Naysayers, I hear you out there. "He's a'skirred!'
And you would be right. Hell, how many Sasquatch witness accounts involving abject terror do you need to read to believe it's a likely outcome. I get the heebie jeebies anytime I'm camping at night, and bears DO exist and citing behavioral patterns where they 'always avoid humans' doesn't help me. So, I'm ready to go camping nearly anywhere, even at night, but I will be with friends, a big campfire, music and libations. I'm not going to lay on the ground alone in the Nordegg Wilderness like Les Stroud and 'make myself vunerable' like he does. Dude has balls, no doubt about that. This stated, the other thought that occurs to me is that as a fully developed high order primate myself, I have the capability and right to be anywhere on the planet I wish to go. It may be arguable at to whether humans are smarter than the Sasquatch people (they do, ostensibly sync perfectly with the natural world with no need for the trappings that humans require), but dammit, why should I kowtow to Bigfoot anymore than I do to bears. Out in the deep woods, many of us carry firearms for protection as we hunt, trap, fish, harvest trees or just plain go camping. Sasquatch may live there, and we can be respectful of them and their habitat, but we all live on the same planet and we're going to have to get along, so...make way Big Ones, the little ones are here to stay. Think about those two statements and let me know what you think.
'You wanna dance, tough guy!...Bring it!'
Now, on to another topic. The Gov'mint. Those bastards, those nameless, faceless authoritarians who rule our legal lives are up to something in regard to their knowledge of Sasquatch. The reasons range from, 'Sasquatches should be protected and left alone as undiscovered branch of the human family' and 'If they acknowledge Bigfoot existences, public lands would become overrun with Peta members, tree huggers other protectionist activists who would force the gov'mint to run developers and loggers out,' and finally to 'Bigfoot is an alien, we can't have humans mucking around with them because it might expose our dark plan to turn them loose en masse to depopulate the planet, ala 'Planet of the Apes II'. What evidence do we have for Governmental involvement and coverup? The most frequently cited examples are the 1999 Battle Mountain Fire Story, which author Thom Powell broke and which is a wonderful mix of caring humans tending to a badly burned BF who they find along with the Goverment interference in hiding that same creature in a lab on a college campus for further study before release. The other story, and one that I somehow missed until yesterday is the one listed below. Read it and I will comment at the bottom. Note: stolen from Bigfoot Evidence' site: 'It has been years since the story broke and still no one has come forward to claim it actually happened-- until now. Running a Bigfoot blog, we get some strange emails every once in a while. This morning, we received an email from someone who claims to be a former National Guardsman, saying he was there and he saw the Bigfoots. This person gives a detail account of the experience that he and four other guardsmen had with the creature and all were told to keep quiet about it. We know how much some people like to pull our leg, so, as always, we'll let you be the judge: Dear Shawn: I was reading some of the stories about Mt. Saint Helen on the message boards and wanted to share this one. I only ask that you withhold my name. I was a National Guardsman at the Mount Saint Helen site and this is the first time I have ever spoken about what I saw firsthand. I lived in Spokane, Washington and was 24 at the time this all took place. I have read some of the other stories and they only tell part of the story. I was placed on a special cleanup crew farther up the mountain. A large tent was set up and it was be guarded by armed soldiers who were not part of the guard. There were numerous soldiers on the scene that were not members of the guard. We were given a briefing by soldier who said that “after he spoke to us, we would forget about him and what he said at the end of the mission”. This was strange as we never dealt with anything before. Myself and four other guardsmen were told to follow a group of soldiers and not to speak to each other and to remain very quiet overall. We were told to get into a jeep and wait. We sat in the jeep for maybe a half hour. Eventually another jeep arrived carrying a civilian and another member of the military. The civilian was brought into the tent and he emerged a few minutes later followed by a large hairy creature. It looked like a large man covered in fur and the best way to describe it was like “Beast” from X-Men only brown. The creature looked to have some burns and had a bandage on its arm. At first we were afraid but when it walked by we could see its eyes and it just looked very sad and somber. He climbed into the back of a pickup with the civilian and the two were speaking in a weird language I had never heard. It would cough at times. We followed the truck to different areas. There were 5 total stops. Each time we stopped we were told to follow the civilian and the creature. Each time we followed them to rocky areas where there were caves. The creature would make a sound and then listen. At the first area he made a sound and we all just waited in silence. After a few minutes, the creature looked at the civilian and then at the ground. The civilian at one point touched its shoulder and called for a canteen to give the creature a drink. The same thing happened at the next area but this time there was a response to the sound. After a few minutes two soldiers emerged from the cave carrying a badly burned creature just like the one with the civilian. The creature bent down next to it and looked it over for about five minutes. It then spoke softly with the civilian. It turned and walked back to the truck and we were told to follow as we were walking away we heard a shot and we knew it was one of the soldiers putting the creature out of its misery. There was no response at the third or fourth site but at the fifth there was another return sound to the creature. This time it was different and soldiers carried out a creature with a badly burned left leg. We were then ordered to all help get a very large stretcher from the truck and to help place the creature on it and carry it back to the truck. We then immediately returned to the base camp. The creature was carried into the tent while the other creature and the civilian spoke. We were ordered to stay in the jeep until we were to be debriefed. As the creature turned to walk into the tent it looked at us and made a waving gesture with its hand. We took it as a thank you for what we had done. By the time we were ordered out of the jeep we were all in shock. We were called over to an area to be debriefed and it was just strange. I will never forget what was said because it was just not what was expected. I thought I would hear “You took an oath and now you need to live up to it for your country with a threat also implied. A different high ranking soldier just said “look, do you all really want an explanation? You saw what we were doing. These creatures live in these areas; they mean no harm and want to be left alone. Do you really want to do anything that may cause them trouble? They are like us in a lot of ways. If you need or want to talk about this just wait about 30 years, by that time there will likely be no reason to keep them a secret”. We were then ordered back to the guard camp because “they were breaking it up so nobody saw too much and knew everything that happened”. We did not speak of it and after a few months I just took the attitude that these things live out there and honestly my life is no different because of it. I only bring it up now because people have been writing a lot about MT. Saint Helen and I believe that the whole story should be told. I will also say this. I like to camp and hike and have done so many times throughout the Northwest. Every time I would look for signs of these creatures, tracks, listen for sounds etc. I never saw or heard anything other than what I did that day on Mt. Saint Helen.' Story end.
Ok, so we can choose to believe it or not, and it's even more fantastic than the Battle Mountain story insofar as the creature 'speaks' to the civilian (native american?) in a language both understood. And we would have to assume that the civilian and the Sasquatch must have had some sort of relationship that went back at least long enough for them to learn to communicate. Let's say, five years. So if you have Giant Forest Persons existing with the knowledge and understanding of (at least) the National Guard, is it safe to assume that the Park Service bigwigs know? How about the Dept. of the Interior and the Whitehouse? Rumors have abounded for decades about The Whitehouse and Area 51, and those rumors get more substantiation every couple of years with declassified documents being released. Why hold back on Bigfoot disclosure? Why are Sasquatches different than UFO occupants? That's another question for another blog post, isn't it?

Sunday, July 12, 2015

Bigfoot Photos Don't Cut It



As humans, we rely heavily on our visual abilities to make sense of the world, at least initially, and so when an image of something that does not immediately fit in our frame of reference is ejected from our brains as unclassifiable, we begin the search.

The Internet, as an electronic extension of the collective human brain is the first logical place to look.

Tons of people upload photos of stuff they've seen and can't figure out.  Trail/Game cam pictures, summer vacation campground photos, panoramic tourist shots, we are rife with high quality cameras now but we still can't seem to get very good photographs of what many believe is just an oversized forest ape living in the great woods all around us.


                                                          Blobsquatch Number 75634




Why not? What is so hard about obtaining one single, sharp focus, full daylight image of this cryptid animal?



Some say that it's Bigfoots terrific wariness. He (or she) is highly attuned to the presence of a camera (and guns if you prefer) and that his great physical prowess allows him to disappear too quickly.



There is merit in this position, if you have ever tried to take a photo of a wild animal you will understand. Wilderness locations, with big trees, bendy roads and mountainous terrain are not often conducive to obtaining easy imagery with sketchy availability of light and decent unobstructed backgrounds.  Animals by nature tend to blend with they're surroundings, and if we add in the concept that Sasquatches are more nocturnal than diurnal, they have the additional benefit of cover of night to aid in their subterfuge.

So because they may be wary as well as nightowls, we are relegated to trail cams for our best chance at a good picture. Plenty of people use them, with varying degrees of success.



J.Burke attaches his game camera to a tree near a trail on the Olympic Projects land in Port Angeles, Wa.

Sadly, the world of Bigfoot evidence is so bereft of clear VIDEO (as opposed to simple still images) as to make a baby cry.
That said, we DO have the Patterson Gimlin 16mm film
And though it is a treat to see moving images of our favorite prey, in the post 2000 world of computer tech, we can no longer trust ANY thing. Besides the fact that video evidence is not (usually) permissible in a court of law when deciding the outcome of a case, the ability of that 9 year old nephew you forgot you had to manipulate digital images is so advanced now that he can literally make monkeys fly out of you know where.
So, until we have a situation where Mr. Foot finally tires of the rumors and backbiting, the stale peanut butter sandwiches with tracking devices sloppily inserted in them, and he comes out of the forest for a proper press conference, I am afraid we will never really know them.
LOOK!!...it's a Sea Dragon! What? You aren't buying it?...(sorry..my bad).

Sunday, June 21, 2015

The Great Bigfoot Habituation Race




It is arguable that the holy grail of the Bigfoot phenomenon is either a body, or a documented, long term habituation study (with clear, daytime video evidence).

What is more convincing to you, the laymen? Rick Dyers hoaxed 'Hank' body lasted for a few weeks, roiling up the online boards, blogs and forums.

And following the fall of that debacle the main thrust of interest in the subject focused on guys like Todd Standing and his pets, Meldrum and Bindernagel.  Todd stole more than the limelight, apparently, because the interwebs teem with stories of hab theft by Todd from previous seekers of bf.  

The Browns (Jon and Sara) were particularly incensed, after Standings thermal footage was released (and, at least initially, endorsed by Meldrum) and this pulls interest away from the Browns 'Grays Harbor Thermal' footage.

Who else is tripping on Habituation locations?  How about Mike Paterson? Mike of Sasquatch Ontario' Youtube fame (note the order of the name) was posting a large amount of audio (including some nebulous video)from Ontario, covering the middle portion of the Canadian territories while Standing had dibs on the eastern portions in Alberta, (along with Ontario Sasquatch) until his Youtube account was killed for 'copyright infringement', purportedly at the hand of the property owners wife. Some undisclosed personal conflict, apparently.

 Mikes stuff was patently weird, with great emphasis on woo woo like speechifying and the gifting of marbles. Youtube being the tool of choice now for disseminating Bigfoot video and audio, the content is subject to the whims of any complainant, hence Mikes departure. I looked for a Facebook page for him but didn't find it.  It has been suggested that he will resurface soon with his own dedicated site.

And this is how the big reveal has evolved.  Ten years ago nobody had a personal drone, nobody had a phone that was capable of high definition video and trail cameras were mostly still just for bear, deer, cougars and elk. Now we have multiple habituation locations where researchers do overnight forays into the woods and/or simply leave sandwiches on a stump. My friend Ben uses high quality audio gear to record sounds throughout the night as video is just too difficult to obtain. He also uses trip wires with shriek alarms (though I believe none have ever been truly tripped. 

As these on-site waiting games continue, our knowledge base increases and this is appropriate and akin to any good study of animals in the wild. 

Hunker down, get comfortable and be patient, because just like the study of Mountain Gorillas in Burundi, hairless humans are in Sasquatch territory once we leave the comfort and confines of our homes, RVs and tents.

At the last Sasquatch Summit in Ocean Shores I met a man who claimed a family of Sasquatches were routinely visiting his home on the Long Beach peninsula. His story, documented by Scott Taylor of the BFRO is without question the most amazing, potentially huge advance in Bigfoot/Human interaction stories. I withhold his name (as does the BFRO) to preserve the mans privacy. I own a residence very near this families location and, with his invitation 'sometime this summer', I hope to visit it in the next few weeks.

His experience includes attempts at speech and physical contact, but stops short of any extra-normal claims. I asked him, 'Do you think there is am ongoing plan, where we are being educated little by little by these creatures?' He said 'Yes..this is part of a larger plan.' That was all. 

And In this vein, we have individuals like Kewaunee Lapseritis (and more recently, Christopher Munch) who are way past the nights of cowering in a tent and have moved on to full-on telepathic communication. The messages are very similar to each other, though Lapseritis' long diatribes are fraught with vague warnings about 'waves' of non-humans soon to arrive with bad intent, while Munchs assimilation of Bigfoot sensitives like Kathleen Odom and Andrew Robson are gentler and more about human apathy for the planet. 

And we have heard this before.

The main thrust of many UFO abductee messages, obtained either directly from memory of a proclaimed real experience or garnered through hypnosis speak of the terrible legacies of pollution and the threat of nuclear proliferation by humans and that, like the return of Jesus, a day of reckoning is nearing soon.


Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Dr. Johnson's Bigfoot Portal


If you have not seen or heard about Dr. Matthew Johnson's recent revelation of a paranormal Bigfoot encounter then you're in for a treat.

After a paucity of boring months following the Meldrum/Standing blowout, with no Bigfoot happenings, things are beginning to move.
Johnson spoke at the Bremerton Bigfoot Habituation Research Conference on April 24-26 and had some news.

"Portals are real, ladies and gentlemen, I'm not making this crap up," said the Dr.
"The adolescent male (Bigfoot) says 'It's OK, that's just a portal and those are two guardians who are making sure you guys don't go into the portal, so they're scaring you away,''

In a nutshell (no jokes about packaging) Dr. Johnson claims that in June of 2014 while visiting his habituation site in Southern Oregon he saw a 'portal' between dimensions open and close several times and inside that 'doorway' were two small entities that looked like snack-sized versions of a family size Bigfoot (my descriptives).  Also, Dr. J said that when he fell asleep he 'dreamed' that a Sasquatch spoke to him to explain that those small creatures were guards, stationed there to keep anyone from entering the portal.



The DreamSquatch also said there was nothing to worry about.
"that night, I was sleeping, and you've heard of mindspeak, right? Well...they entered my brain. The adolescent male says 'It's ok, it's just a portal and those are two guardians making sure you guys don't go in to the portal.  'Your friends are triggering it because they're getting too close to it and light keeps it shut down."

The video is here:
https://youtu.be/53PWXgfajFs


                                         Little dude reminds me of those things that live under my dishwasher



So, the interesting thing about this story is that Dr. Johnson has not previously been known to allow for a full-on paranormal explanation for Bigfoot. The Dr.'s own bio claims him to be 'one of the most credible people in the bigfoot world.' His first encounter near the Oregon Caves National Monument in 2000 was pretty typical and as far as I can tell he has not made any claims of strange aspects until now.



To recap, Johnson claims:
His SOHA (Southern Oregon Habituatoin Area) has a portal at the 6:00 o'clock position
He experienced 'mindspeak' and a calming message from a teenage Bigfoot
Three months after his June visit with Adam Davies and John Carlson, he saw a 'squatch walk out of the portal.'

Here is Dr. J in his own words, about that night:
'I was having a lot of Squatch activity from the 9 o’clock position to the 12 o’clock position and from the 12 o’clock position to the 3 o’clock position.  Suddenly, Adam and John were calling me to come over to where they were standing.  Well, I was frustrated and told them to come over to where I was standing and experiencing the Squatch activity.  They yelled at me to come to where they were again so I walked around the back of the Suburban and dropped my jaw.  Apparently, Adam Davies and John Carlson triggered an Interdimensional Portal to open up.  While looking through the portal, we could see red sky with dark scraggly looking vegetation.  Finally, there were two 3 to 3.5 foot tall hairy beings who were guarding the portal.  Adam referred to them as Interdimensional Midgets.  Adam, John, Grady, and I all saw it.  We all talked on the telephone with Cynthia about it.  I have both nights recorded on Audio to back up all of the above.'




The fact that the Dr. had witnesses is a pretty important detail. Adam Davies is gaining ground as a credible bigfoot investigator, a Cryptozoologist, tracker and world traveler, he has appeared on tv and is also an author. John Carlson writes on his website 'The Paranormalist' that he is ' an avid reader with a long–standing interest in all things strange and unexplained,' and he relates a 'missing time' event in his teenage years that some of us have heard before.

For the time being, both men are keeping mum. But Carlson apparently said he would write about his experiences at his website soon.


I cruised Dr. Johnson's colorful website 'TeamSquatchinUSA' and found the link to his story:
http://www.teamsquatchinusa.com/the-soha-portal-june-2014-the-earth-is-no-longer-flat/

So, this is good news in my estimation, as this blogsite IS called 'Bizarre Bigfoot' and since it's inception I have placed my beliefs about Bigfoot/Sasquatch People in the paranormal catagory.
While there has been precious few incidents where credible witnesses experienced high strangness during a BF sighting, there has been thousands of reports to date of the regular 'big hairy thing, ran across the road' sort.  I think it's safe to say that SOMETHING big, hairy and bipedal is hanging out in the forests of this country and a few others and I think it's now safe to say that there are very weird aspects that speak to a extra-dimensional explanation.
                                          'I'm not mean, I'm just drawn that way.' Sasquatch, probably.

I expect that Dr. Johnson (and perhaps Adam Davies and John Carlson) will eventually come to consider that Quantum Physics may indeed help explain what they experienced, and that perhaps even 'The Law of One' transcripts might contain further explanation. If you want to know what I'm talking about, go here:
http://www.lawofone.info/results.php?c=earth+history&su=Maldek%2FBigfoot

But be forewarned, this is a long way away from Gigantopithicus Blacki.

I hope Dr. Johnson does not hammer me for including his story and a few picutures on this site.
 Dr. J, if you read this and want me to alter or take down anything, just say so, but I'm in your camp so to speak and am glad to hear a supportive voice from a previously mainstream part of the Bigfoot world.

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Boring Bigfoot: The Latest News



Google ‘Bigfoot’ and you’ll get 7,640,000 hits, and on Youtube, the number is 1,080,000 posts.
Over a million posts with Bigfoot in the title. I think it’s safe to say that the hairy hominid is alive and well, at least in cyberspace.

Certainly there are repetitive posts, ads and extremely dumb stuff, so I usually try to mine sites like Guy Edward’s Bigfoot Lunch Club and Lon Strickler’s Phantoms and Monsters and (reluctantly, Bigfoot Evidence, but I ignore the comments section since it’s full of imbeciles).

Nothing earth-shaking from the BFRO, just the same Class A,B and C reports.

                                      You don't just come out here for the huntin' do ya?


In this way I try to stay abreast of developments and as of the last week of February, not much is noteworthy.  Doc Meldrum is basically in hiding and Todd Standing finally sat down.

                                                 This dumb photo chaps Bigfoot's ass..

Les Stroud was supposedly working on a new Bigfoot episode for Survivorman, but I haven’t seen an air date yet.
Sara and Jon Brown haven’t posted anything truly new since the Grays Harbor Thermal image and Bryan Sykes and Melba Ketchum haven’t come up with any useful data either.


Todd Neiss is speaking in Portland and Derek Randles has new, retooled website at Olympic Project, but this is about it as far as news.
                                                 Todd Neiss and a real bigfoot he found. 

Back to Youtube,  the first six pages are ads and ‘Finding Bigfoot’ episodes and old stuff we’ve all seen. Finally, by about page 12 you run into ‘Barbara and Gabby’s ‘Cloaked Bigfoot’.
Alternately, a cursory search on Youtube with the term ‘Sasquatch’ soon reveals the weird stuff.
Sasquatch Ontario and Kewaunee Lapseritis  are arguably the two most prominent proponents of paranormal bigfoot and both agree that Sasquatches are a people and that they have a message for us ‘hairless humans.’

This is where things get really weird.


Kewaunee ‘Jack’ Lapseritis is the author of The Psychic Sasquatch’ and ‘The Sasquatch People and Their Interdimensional Connection ‘.  The first book is very interesting and in my opinion, possibly will become a landmark work in the overall field of Bigfoot research, the second one is more of the same, but weirder.
Kewaunee lectures around the nation and his message is basically that The Sasquatch people are here to help us and that  ‘the planet is dying at the hands of exploitative man and in 2012 there will be a huge shift in human consciousness that most earthlings are ill prepared to face.’
That date has passed of course, and I havent’ noticed a ‘huge shift’….maybe just a small one though.
Kewaunee is a gentle fellow, long gray hair in pony tail and flannel shirt. He looks like a guy who might be selling herbs at a farmers market, and in fact, KL is a master herbalist and health practitioner too.
                                    Hey, ah..I have some 'herbs' back in the van if yer interested.

 While he is ostensibly a likeable guy, his youtube videos are a little hard to listen to, as it’s basically about how messed up humans are and how we are doomed as a species. He also has a Sasquatch-sized ego, with a self-described resume that dwarfs that of regular, Bigfoot researchers. In his message, Kewaunee pushes the telepathic connection aspect pretty heavily and while this blogsite IS called Bizarre Bigfoot, I can only assimilate so much in one sitting when it comes to the high strangeness that the aging hippie dude is putting down.

Sasquatch Ontario is the other big hitter in the Weird Bigfoot ballpark.  Mike Paterson has been documenting what he says is a family of Sasquatches interacting with him in a remote location in Ontario, Canada.  His videos are soothing  if not fully revelatory, and they include the apparent voice of a Sasquatch ‘friend’ he calls ‘Nephatia’.   Nephatia leaves the occasional foot and handprint around the area, with Mike taping items like marbles and handwoven twigs, which, according to him appear suddenly from thin air.
                                      The only known photo of Mike Paterson...BlobMike.


Paterson’s demeanor is engaging and, as opposed to the doom and gloom of Lapseritis’ videos, pleasant to hear. I say hear, because the bulk of the information Paterson offers is audio (there are the usual nebulous photos of blob squatches).

His call and response routine with Nephatia sounds like a man coaxing a child to come out of the woods.  Frequent words of kindness permeate the dialogue, which is mostly Mike himself as he observes prints in the snow or the sudden arrival of a marble.  ‘Hey, Buddy…how are you?’ , upon which we hear the guttural response of the creature as he forms English words like ‘brother’ and ‘flower’.    Further in the the video catalog shows Mike turning over the reigns to his new friend, Christopher Munch, the producer of ‘Letters from The Big Man’.

Munch has been posting a series of interviews with ‘sensitives’ who explain telepathic communiqués they have had with the Sasquatch People.  It’s not as alarming as Lapseritis’s stuff but there are still plenty of warnings about ‘huge changes’ for humanity.

                                    Munch is a serious dude...never see him smile. Until now.

To be clear, I like both Paterson and Lapseritis and their scenarios to a degree because, while it’s way out in woo hoo land (the place where empiracal, physical evidence cannot find a foothold) at least the end game is more about bettering humans and the planet as opposed to the flesh and blood mindset of ‘shoot 'em or cage them, catalog and dissect 'em.'

That said, at some point if I had a direct phone line to the Sasquatch people, I would ask them to give us hairless ones some sort of unequivocal sign that they exist and that they have noble intentions.  A grunting, disembodied voice, a set of huge bare footprints in the snow, a marble and a blurry bit of video are not cutting it and if the goal of the S.P are to enlighten us little people, they’re going to have to step up the campaign in a meaningful way.

                                                                      Neighbors.....

If I was hanging out with Kewaunee and he had the Sas People on the line, I would ask them to help us know they are real by making a physical appearance in a place where thousands can see them with their own eyes.

All of this information comes courtesy of YouTube, by the way, which is the tool of choice now for disseminating Bigfoot video and audio.


And so this is how the big reveal has evolved.

 Ten years ago nobody had a personal drone, nobody had a phone that was capable of high definition video and trail cameras were mostly still just for deer and elk. Now we have multiple habituation locations where researchers do overnight forays into the woods and/or simply leave sandwiches on a stump. My friend Ben uses high quality audio gear to record sounds throughout the night as video is just too difficult to obtain. He also uses trip wires with shriek alarms (though I believe none have ever been truly tripped.

As these on-site waiting games continue, our knowledge base increases and this is appropriate and akin to any good study of animals in the wild.

Hunker down, get comfortable and be patient, because just like the study of Mountain Gorillas in Burundi, hairless humans are in Sasquatch territory once we leave the comfort and confines of our homes, RVs and tents.
In this vein, we have individuals like Kewaunee Lapseritis (and more recently, Christopher Munch) who are way past the nights of cowering in a tent and have moved on to full-on telepathic communication. The messages are very similar too,though Lapseritis' long diatribes are fraught with vague warnings about 'waves' of non-humans soon to arrive with bad intent, while Munchs assimilation of Bigfoot sensitives like Kathleen Odom and Andrew Robson are gentler and more about human apathy for the planet.

And we have heard this before.

The main thrust of many UFO abductee messages, obtained either directly from memory of a proclaimed real experience or garnered through hypnosis speak of the terrible legacies of pollution and the threat of nuclear proliferation by humans and that, like the return of Jesus, a day of reckoning is nearing soon.

Friday, November 28, 2014

Standing With Bigfoot



I saw the blurb while surfing my usual list of Bigfoot sites. 
‘Todd Standing to reveal new footage in Seattle on Tuesday.’
Then while digging online I found that he would also be appearing at this year’s 
Sasquatch Summit in Ocean Shores, Wa. and is going to ‘Release it all’ as the tagline said.

Cool…I was there last year and it was a nice venue and I got to meet Dr. Meldrum and Derek Randles who invited me up to his Olympic Project for an expedition. I wrote about that here on this blog last March.

I knew I had to go, but I really prefer to travel with someone if possible, both for the companionship and as a witness to anything unusual that might occur who will back me up as a source.  I called my friend Jack.
                                               I'm on the left, Black Jack on the right

We zip down to the conference in less than 90 minutes and I show Jack the side entrance where we waltz in and immediately encounter the ticket table. $25 bucks each (last year was only $5, so it was clear that the addition of Standing and a ‘special guest’ were the reason) and we were in with our neck lanyards and bigfoot key fobs. I spied Bob Gimlin right away. He’s unmistakable in his pressed western shirt, new riding jeans and $300 Stetson. Plus he is only about 5’5 (with that hat ) and usually surrounded by ladies, the Elf Prince of Bigfooting.

                                                    Bob getting busy with the ladies 
                                                      (click on the pics to enlarge)

I tell Jack, pointing out the diminutive Cowboy and he stomps over and waits for a minute as Bob finishes hugging girls. He jabs his hand out and Gimlin is all smiles and super-friendly.
I whip my camera phone up and snap a shot of them and then move in to meet him myself.
I saw Bob last year here but didn’t feel the need to meet him, partly because I am interested in new developments in the field and Bob is mostly a trophy attendee but also because I was intimidated by the crowds around him. I handed my camera to Jack, showed him how to work it and moved in to greet Mr. Gimlin. He shook my hand as Jack fumbled typically with the phone, but the flash went off and I got my face to face with the Man, who really is a warm, happy guy. I’m glad I met him.

I took the phone from Jack and we moved for the entrance to the main room. I see my new friend Ben Freed standing just inside the door to the room and I tap him on the shoulder. (Ben runs a website called Bigfoot Ops and was the second guy I met at the Olympic Project in March. I had spent the previous Saturday night with him at his habituation site up in Ashford, Wa., sitting by the orange glow of a propane heater late into the night waiting for a bigfoot to…do something. Nothing major happened (a trip wire sensor went missing) but I got to hang out in perhaps the hottest hotspot in the state with a nice guy and his wife who fed me and showed me the ropes of bigfoot stump baiting et. al. They also sold me a expedition leg pack.

Ben steps out and shakes my hand and says, “HEY…I’ve got your Expedition pack….hang on a minute.”

Ben disappears and just as I turn back to the door, Jack in front of me, here comes Les Stroud. He brushed up against Jack and Jack took the opportunity to shake Stroud’s hand, but Stroud was too quick for me to corner and was gone faster than Bigfoot over a ledge. For some quick background on both these guys; Bob Gimlin is the smaller, more alive half of Patterson/Gimlin, the duo who first rode into the hills of Orleans, California and Bluff Creek to record the famous 2 minutes of ‘Patty’, a very large female Bigfoot who has become the foundation of video evidence for the entire phenomenon.

Les Stroud is the creator and star of the Survivorman TV series, a highly popular collection of his excursions into the wild places of the world where Stroud is dropped off by his support team with only a few basic items and a portable video camera. He’s a neat guy to watch on film because he’s very accomplished and likeable as he starts a fire from the sparks of downed airplane battery onto some bark duff soaked in AV gas, then sits back in the below zero cold and plays his harmonica.

Inside the venue proper, we have arrived in time to catch Derek Randles in the middle of his presentation. Derek is the stout founder of the Olympic Project, (in his ever-present hiking shorts) with an HQ in the hills west of Port Angeles, Wa. He and his wife Pretoria hold court with attendees who pay $300 or $400 dollars to meet Meldrum and to trek into the surrounding woods for beginner courses in Bigfoot tracking. It’s a great way to get acquainted with the subject and it’s more fervent practitioners, and Dr. Meldrum is very patient and accommodating with answering the same questions over and over. I attended last March and enjoyed the two days and got to network with other like-minded BF’ers around the big woodstove there.

Here at the Summit, Derek introduced his friend, David Ellis, his audio expert and track cast guy and Ellis did the same spiel he’s did at the last conference, playing audio of bigfoot sounds, that, most of which could easily be made by owls or coyotes, but a few of the clips he played near the end sound as though they were made by something with a great deal of lung power. Plus, they were creepy. After a few minutes of hearing the intricacies of how to record BF in the wild, I leaned over the Jack, ‘You ready for a beer?’

I know the answer to this is always the same, so we both get up and head to the casino bar.
If Derek or his crew had anything new to add, we missed it, but I sort of doubt it.

The next speaker on the roster was Thom Powell, the author, and because he authored a book loaned to me by Jack right when it came out, we knew we had to hear Thom and to meet him. I had my copy of ‘The Locals’ with me and BINGO, there’s Thom sitting right against the back wall. I went right up to him and stuck out my hand and said, ‘Thom, your book is one of the only ones that allows for paranormal explanations for Bigfoot.’  He shook my hand and took my book, “Yep,” he says, “and tonight I will have plenty of stuff for all the ‘woo, woo’ people here.” He signed my book, saying it was a good, first edition and we thanked him and headed to the bar.

It's a typical casino, with cigarette smoke replacing normal air and the giant room full of money sucking machines are manned by the typical booze and tobacco-fueled automatons, pumping coins in a slot and punching big plastic buttons repeatedly with apparently, almost no recompense.

Jack orders two Big Wave beers and they are excellent, light ales, infused with a hint of pineapple. We are both a little giddy about meeting all the luminaries in such a short time and I get my phone out to look at the photos.

I click on and find the right tab and ‘poof’ nothing but black. What? I tap the screen, fiddle with the images and NOTHING. In the place where the two shots of Bob Gimlin and Jack and myself should be are two blotches of black, empty screen. I’m blown away. I tap it over and over, looking in other folders and they’re just not there.

The phone is overcomplicated and has failed me before, but never in this fashion. I hold it up and take a photo of Jack at the bar to test it. I say, “Maybe you held your finger over the lens?” But he says no, he saw the image of Bob and I on the screen, and sure enough, the photo I take of Jack turns out fine. I hand him the phone and he snaps one of me and it turns out ok too. I am flummoxed.
                                                               The Flummoxed Me

There is no explanation for this outside of some sort of spectral reason why Gimlin, the father of Bigfoot film evidence, cannot be photographed. Bob really is a magical Elf.

At this point, I'm in a somewhat sour mood, so I work at rationalizing the event until my mood improves. The beer helps and by the time it’s gone I have written off the lack of a good, clear photo of Bob Gimlin as never being obtainable.

It’s time to head back to the room to hear Thom Powell now so Jack pays the tab.
We walk in just as Thom takes the stage. He puts images onto the slide projector screen and begins his lecture about the stranger aspects of bigfoot witness encounters.
He says, “If you’re out in the field sitting in the dark waiting for bigfoot to come up to you or to walk by, you’re not a scientist, you’re a spy!’ Heads nod around us and people chuckle and murmur in agreement. He complains about the capitalization of the word ‘bigfoot’ saying that ‘Squatch’ is not a truly defined thing yet and does not deserve special treatment. He talks about ESP where Bigfoot uses what he calls a ‘coconut telegraph’ for lack of a better term, to communicate, in the kings English, with humans, saying, “They are definitely telepathic.” Here’s a link to the entire story that Thom relegated to us there at the Con. http://www.thomsquatch.com/2011/01/coconut-telegraph.html


The bulk of Thom's lecture felt sort of like a high school science class, where he punctuated his patter with a few bad puns and 9th grade quips and ‘dude’ references and this is understandable since he is a 9th grade science teacher AND as another dude in his late fiftie, I totally got it, dude. Thom also repeated a mantra that he has adopted to explain his attitude regarding what people think of his paranormal explanations for bigfoot;   ‘Nobody cares.’ I didn’t really understand what he meant, though.
I guess he’s saying HE doesn’t care what people think.

Thom then talked about the use of special pendants, swinging over special cloths, how cameras and batteries always seem to go dead when bf are around (a phenomenon not lost on me at that moment) and how he believes BF is an inter-dimensional traveler. He then posted a bullet-point list that I paraphrase here, including:

‘They are observers of humans and sentinels’, though he never explains what they’re looking for.
‘They live underground, along with ETs’, but he doesn’t suggest where that might be.
‘Some go rogue’, explaining negative witness reports of menacing bfs.
‘We are being led into a greater awareness’ which is appropriately ‘woo, woo’.
‘bigfoot picks the habituation sites and the people THEY want to interact with, not the other way around.’ This makes some sense I guess.  And finally,
 ‘They prefer to interact with humble people’ at which point I lean over to Jack and whisper, ‘You’re OUT, dude!’

Thom suggested that if we want to have an encounter with a bigfoot in the woods, we have to have good thoughts and humble intentions. We should pick up litter. At this, I nudged Jack again and winked and he smirked back in agreement, this may be a good idea, but it’s still funny.
Then he posted an image of a wormhole, calling them Einstein-Rosen Bridges and images of books supporting wack-theories including Michael Talbot’s ‘The Holographic Universe’ which I have read and enjoyed, but don’t fully support myself.


Despite all the woo woo, nobody had left the room and that told me that even with the solid, flesh and blood opinions of so many people on the panel, they were willing to entertain the possibility that bf creatures may indeed possess capabilities beyond that of us much less hairy, puny humans.
By this time, Thom had run over his scheduled allotment by about fifteen minutes and the Con host, local radio deejay, Johnny Manson was hanging on the stage stair rail looking simultaneously bored and annoyed. He never intervened however and Thom left the stage to applause nearly thirty minutes over.


I told Jack that we had ten minutes before Meldrum was scheduled so we headed back to the bar.
On the way there I explained that Meldrum would likely do his college-level Anthro 101 course like he did last year, to fill up his 90 minutes and that if we got back about thirty minutes before he was done we might catch any new stuff.

Jack made for the restroom and I got to the bar first. To make sure that we wouldn’t be bored, I ordered two whisky/cokes and when Jack sat down he concurred, “THOM WAS GOOD MAN…HE’S OUT THERE BUT HE’S GOOD.” Jack was using his big boy voice as usual and I could see other people in the bar turning to see what the problem was.  No problem, just Jack.

I looked around and noticed a lot of others from the room had joined us, all of us wearing the neon yellow lanyards with Sasquatch Summit cards. It was the expected cross-section of bigfooters.
Plenty of over-fed dudes and dudettes wearing Cabela gear like camo hats, vests and parkas that have never seen temps lower than the inside of their diesel truck cab with the windows down when they peer into the woods and say, ‘Was that a SQUATCH!?’

There were a few other attendees that looked like dedicated hunters. Flannel shirts and Carhartt logger pants, with burly arms and epic beards. Todd Standing looked this way, and surprise (except for the burly arms and epic beard, so did I ).

Seated behind our seats at the bar were two dudes sipping drinks. The whisky pushed me over to their table, “So you guys are here to skip Meldrum’s segment too, huh?” The burlier dude in a sweater laughed and agreed, the handsome kid across from him looked intently at his Vape stick and exhaled a cloud of mist. I continued, ‘So…you guys ready to hear Standing deliver the goods?” Handsome kid piped up, said, “Yeah…he’s fulla shit….just more puppet stuff.” And Burly sweater guy nodded and grinned. “That one on the right is so fake you could see the edges of the mask.”

Handsome kid said, “Phil took that image and super-imposed Standings face over it and it was a perfect match!’, nodding toward sweater guy. “Phils the guy who does the ‘breakdown’s’ online.
Then I knew this was Phil Poling, a video and audio expert who uses AV equipment to ferret out fine details in crappy video footage to ascertain whether it’s real bf stuff or a hoaxed clip.
I mention how I had listened to a bunch of audio clips at the Olympic Project event that Sara Brown had brought and Phil said, ‘Sara’s his wife..’ so, Handsome kid was Jon Brown, a Chickasaw tribe member and the owner along with Sara of the ‘Grays Harbor Thermal Footage.’  This is new (2013) night time footage taken with a FLIR BTS camera of a large white mass apparently hunched down below a large log. Size estimates, taken after the sun had come up indicated a creature much larger than a human both in height and breadth, aprox. 5 feet at the apparent shoulders.

At about two minutes into the eight minute clip, a cow comes into the frame and moseys off, apparently not alarmed by the huge blob behind the log.

Here’s a link to the clip:
https://www.facebook.com/thebigfootshow/posts/758352427514268

After I told Jon that I thought his wife did a neat thing when she went outside during Meldrum’s presentation in March and beat on a drum, I asked both guys if they though bigfoot was just a flesh and blood creature or if he had some extra-human abilities. The both demurred, saying this was just an animal and that it’s silly to think otherwise, but I maintain that the shamanistic aspect of drumming to summon a bigfoot is a dead-on part of tribal cultures around the country.

Jack had left our discussion early on, having drained two whiskys and the three of us decided to go back then too.

In the room, Meldrum had not yet taken the stage so I found Jack and we headed over to Dr. M’s table where he was sitting with a few bigfoot print casts. Jack ham-handed Meldrum and burbled enthusiasm at meeting the TV star and I shook his hand and greeted him too, “Nice to see you again.”

Meldrum is a friendly guy and the epitome of Professorial demeanor. He uses words typical of his profession and while there is a tendency to drone the way lecturers can when explaining textbook passages, he is clearly smart enough to grok the information into useful advances in the field of cryptid research.
Jack Obfuscating Meldrum

After a few minutes of Jack obfuscating any others from reaching Meldrum to chat I pull him over to Todd Standing, who is standing alone nearby.

Todd is a tall, hippie-ish man with long blonde mane tied in a loose pony-tail and with the requisite epic beard. Really epic. He speaks quickly and directly. I ask him if he will be showing anything from his documentary tonight and he says there will be some images and that the real show will be in Seattle on Tuesday. I ask him if it’s ok if I snap a photo (thank you whisky) and I fumble the shitty camera up and try to get the three of us into a selfie. I have decided that a blurry photo is the best way to present bigfoot con attendees now, as an appropriate depiction of both types of animals.

At this point I spot Standings Protection petition and I go over and sign it. It’s just a good idea to support any legislation that might bring awareness to idea of giving this (ostensibly) undiscovered primate room to breathe without so much fear of fuckheads with big rifles intent on cashing in on a corpse.



I also think that bigfoot are possibly a people who should be left alone entirely, as history has proved out time and time again that contact between moderns and primitives ALWAYS ends up destroying the latter. The indigenous natives of this country are the most glaring example, but in modern times we have the tribes of the deep jungles of Brazil and Peru, Indians like the Yuri and the Carabayo people, who we know exist because of recent aircraft flights over those areas, showing the ‘malokas’ or houses they live in, and how they were nearly made extinct when the juggernaut of the rubber tree tappers and slavers had bloody conflicts with these previously uncontacted people over 100 years ago. The new generation of existing peoples there have not seen white people face to face and the risk of diseases being passed to them is a real enough threat to hopefully thwart any new contact.  I suggest the idea of leaving bigfoot alone to Todd and he winces.
“We need to research them so we can protect them,” he says directly. I turn to Jack and say, “Sign it Jay,” and Jack gets a wide-eyed look of disdain on his face and backs up two steps. I can’t hear his answer as the microphone blares from the stage but it’s clear that he is not going to sign anything and so I grab a blank petition sheet from the pile and suggest we can do it later. Standing seems to like this and we thank him and go to our seats.
Blurry action shot of Me, Standing, Jack and a huge orb

His reticence to sign a protection document is a little puzzling to me, but I know him to be the type to usually avoid signing anything for any reason.

Meldrum does his thing and by the time he’s into deep explanations of the Denisovan pre-history peoples and the intricate nature of the mid-tarsal break and the inferred functional morphology of giant bipedal apes, I can see that it’s time for more booze. Jack agrees again and off we head for the bar, but this time I tell him I want to drop off my copy of The Locals at the car so I don’t risk losing it on the floor of the casino somewhere. He’s cool with that so we head to car. I toss the book in the trunk and we weave our way back to the room and stand outside watching Meldrum wrap up his lecture. Ben walks up and his wife is right behind him. She hands me the Expedition leg pack and it’s neat. Karen had asked me what name I wanted emblazoned on the pack as she personalizes them and so I chose the name of my blogpage, Bizarre Bigfoot.

Ben says, “I upgraded it with a space blanket instead of a poncho and you get the good knife too.”
I needed a new knife so this was the zenith of my night so far. I thanked them both and just as I was turning away, Ben caught my arm and said, “That guy from the Ocean Park habituation is here…I’ll introduce you.” Outstanding!
Standing lying about something (just kidding).

Back in the big room, right on schedule at 6:10 pm, Standing took to the stage. He began with a denial that his sister is a makeup artist, as apparently this is one of the accusations leveled at his 'muppet' image, the mask creature that Poling super-imposed Standings face over.

But listening to Standing was not difficult as he is a good speaker, funny and fast with compelling delivery. He said "I filmed them, I interacted with them, I'm trying to build credibility." But he recoils at the idea that bigfoot creatures could be something more that a giant forest ape.
"It offends me, it bothers me that people want to put them in the realm of paranormal."
He didn't explain why.

Standing as the model for this critter on the left?   I think Treat Williams is a closer match.


But while he was speaking I was thinking, 'Why would anyone expend this much energy and apparent conviction for so long if he was hoaxing?'  Now, here at home where the internet at large is easily reached, I found a bunch of information suggesting that Standing stole the habituation site from other, previous individuals with hopes of habituating and/or protecting the bfs that frequent it.  It's possible I suppose, and other info online suggests that Standing is actually much more cunning that he would have the public think, with a full-on video production company.

At the summit, he denied this: " I have an old laptop and I plan to do the final editing at my home," and "my dream is to put a drone in the air with a thermal camera on it and finish the project."
What he means is, a drone specially designed to stay aloft for 12 hours at a time, to be replaced with an identical drone in two alternating shifts. Full time, real time bf thermal surveillance.
That shouldn't cost a tremendous amount of dough, but I'm just a carpenter, so...

Standing showed a short video clip of him explaining a trackway to Dr. Meldrum, with Dr. Bindernagle re-tracing the foot tracks diagonally up a small hillside. You could see Meldrum's reaction as he changed from intense focus to surprised delight (for lack of a better descriptive, Meldrum was quite giddy), saying "That's exactly it," to conclude what Standing did in fact have a real bf trackway.


While Standing spent the majority of his time defending himself from the hoaxer accusations, he did say that he thinks that Sasquatch are 'a brilliant people' citing their ability to outwit humans consistently, that it is humans trespassing on their turf, and that "it's amazing what they can do they are the X-men of the woods!"  There's a soundbite if I've ever heard one.
At the end of his segment (less than forty minutes I think) Standing made a pitch for money.

"Go to my kickstarter site, please consider donating. It costs money to do research." and he finished by asking people to sign his Species Protection petition, and by asking Dr. Bindernagle up on stage.

Bindernagle is 73 and looks to be reasonably spry as he popped up on stage. His voice was a bit hard to hear, but he seemed animated and lively and to my understanding he concurs with Standing having filmed Bigfoot, but he said, when it comes to be absolute proof, 'not so fast'.
Perhaps I misheard him.

Standing to 'Release it All'
This concluded Standings presentation and Johnny Manson came back on stage as Jack and I peeled off and out the door to the lobby.   As I reached the door of the main room, Ben caught up with me and brought me over to meet his new friend, the guy with the habituation site near my place at the ocean.

This is what I was hoping for, ever since I had read the report on the BFRO's database.

Here's a link to that report:
http://www.bfro.net/gdb/show_report.asp?id=29609

In brief, the witness tells the investigator that he has had a family of bfs come to visit his property for the past two years, where he has been feeding them peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and has seen them and interacted with them so much that they consider each other to be family.

The guy is unassuming, had no issues with talking directly to me and was very generous with his time. He told me some amazing and unbelievable details. Here are a few that I am paraphrasing:
'We've discovered trails all around our property that were made in the thick brush without any tools.'
'I make them peanut butter sandwiches on wheat bread...they don't like white bread...just threw it on the ground.'
and
'I had some meth heads come onto the property and the big one was approaching them. I got there first..I had my pistol and I waved him back. All of the sudden, I heard a dog bark (my dog was back in the house) and then I heard two other dogs barking...a small dog, but with a deep bark...they were protecting me.'
Ocean Park Bf is watching 

There are a few other details that I am withholding as I think it's best to not divulge all that I know. The feeling I got while talking to this guy is that he is being very sincere, that he would not risk the safety of himself and his family for any sort of money or publicity. I asked him, "Are you worried about your place being overrun by people hoping to see bigfoot?" He said no, that the location is private enough and that he guards it himself, including that he rarely goes out and he feels like he is part of a process of some sort. That's a strange comment. This man is clearly intelligent and well spoken. I asked him I could come visit sometime. He said, "Summertime...that's the best time...but go out on your own property, late at night and call them. You'll be surprised."

Just about this time Les Stroud comes out of the main room and passes us. I stick my hand out and say, 'LES..how ya doin?' and he slaps my hand and says 'Hey' and continues walking, not too much unlike a bigfoot sighting.

I'm tired now....this was a lot of information to assimilate so...I will update this site as I learn more. Suffice to say that, what this Ocean Park guy had to say was far more interesting to me than what the panel of experts on the stage had to offer.  In all fairness, who has more evidence? A guy with a thermal camera and a footprint cast or a guy who is willing to call an investigative body (more than once ) to come check out his place for bigfoot activity.  Read the report at the link above and make up your own mind.

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