It’s Superbowl Sunday and the game is due to start any minute but I’m not that interested. I’m more interested in understanding why we’re still talking about a bigfoot body that does not exist.
Rick Dyer’s Bigfoot – The thing that wouldn’t die…if this supposed creature turns out to be a real,
physical corpse, then all else in the Bigfoot world is trumped. Ongoing attempts to quash this rumor have not succeeded and now we have bloggers Robert Lindsay and Christopher Noel who claim that Dyer has (the remnants of) a body. Click or Scroll down for more
I’m throwing these names out without full explanation because this information is the result of my perusing of the blogosphere and internet at large and those who follow the BF saga know the names. The short blurb on this development is that the skin and fur that Rick Dyer will begin touring through the country has convinced blogger Lindsay that it is the remains of a factual Bigfoot body, although Lindsay will not divulge his sources.
That's Dyer, along with Biscardi and that other potato head who lost his job as a cop after the Georgia Bigfoot in a Freezer hoax came undone.
Hank and Hank?
Blogger Christopher Noel claims the same as Lindsay, citing
the anonymous sources as well and of course this is useless blather too. For his part, Dr. Meldrum denies that he
supports that conclusion, apparently posting on Facebook, “ I was not one of
those who reportedly endorsed “Hank.”
The sad reality is that the internet is just a fast-track version
of the rumor mill, with BF B.S. being tossed on to our computer screens with
ever increasing speed and flash. And
Lindsay may be as detestable as Dyer himself. After I read supportive posts
that Lindsay made about pornography and pedophilia, I clicked out.
Christopher Noel, who wrote a decent book called ‘Sasquatch
Rising 2013: Dead Giants Tell No Tales’ alludes to the same anonymous sources,
but disclaims that Dyer actually shot the creature. Where did it come from? Noel
ain’t saying. Where does this leave us? Nowhere.
"Me and Hank" The Bigfoot movie starring Woody Harrelson as Rick Dyer. (Not).
'If you know a good barber, I'd be obliged'
It’s surprising to me how this thread of inquiry conjures up
very old memories for me.
My own interest in things related to Bigfoot began in dribs
and drabs, with a recording of a Stan Freberg’s comedy bit called ‘The
Abominable Snowman.’ Freberg’s glib monster, a sort of non-chalant, nightclub
version of the Abominable Snowman was wonderfully funny. Here’s a link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND-EdUwqhaI
Back in about 1962, my brothers and I would hang out in the
living room and turn the record up trying to imitate Freberg’s voice as he
inhaled while speaking, creating a croaky growl that, when hearing it again for
the first time in fifty years, I was instantly reminded of another boyhood
memory of visiting the Seattle Center and viewing a museum oddity called ‘Olaf
The Giant.’ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jones'_Fantastic_Museum
That kid on the right could've been me.
My mom took me to this makeshift exhibit and I remember the
thrill of seeing such a weird, monstrous thing.
The link is a must view, as it also contains the story of
Laughing Sal, a super creepy 6’10” animatronic woman who was the epitome of ‘clown
scary’.
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You would not believe how creepy this thing was
Considering how Dyer’s plan to display his ‘creature’ in a
glass case in the absolute manner of a carnival sideshow, there seems to be
little difference. Barnum and Bailey have nothing on Dyer.
Some of the other pressing Bigfoot developments deserve
mention.
Mr. Ed and Ms. Ketchum
Melba Ketchum’s DNA- The story here is also
convoluted, where a former veterinarian is claiming to have sequenced DNA for
an unknown hominid. Peer review including accredited genetics labs is necessary
to arrive at a consensus for her claims and this has not happened to date.
' Bro...do you even hide?'
Sasquatch Ontario’s Mike Paterson is all over
Youtube. He claims to have a habitation site in some remote location in Ontario
where he routinely records a Bigfoot he calls Nephatia (sp). The recordings
include words that he is apparently teaching this alleged creature, like ‘brother’
and ‘flower’. He responds to many of the questions Youtubers ask him, and he
alludes (with no clarification) to aspects to the creature’s behavior that
smack of the paranormal. All I can find
out about this guy’s character is a rumor about a skydiving accident that ‘changed
him’, along with alleged alcohol and drug abuse. Not my idea of a strong source
for veracity in matters of Cryptid research.
Judge for yourself: https://www.youtube.com/user/MANASOOCAN
Justin Smeja Personally,
I don’t even like this guy’s name much less the rumor that he killed not just
one but two Bigfoot creatures and then left them to rot out of fear of being
arrested. What a mook.
You can’t manufacture a good reason for this sort of
behavior, except to lump him in with the bulk of reckless hunter stories. This
should never impugn the careful work of responsible hunters, but sadly, whether
true or not, the name Smeja is in the books now as a fool and possibly as a
murderer.
It must be particularly tiresome for the people in the BF
world who strive to maintain integrity, like Dr. Meldrum, Derek Randles and the
people at the BFRO. The hard part is
that every new bit of information must be researched until it can be vetted
beyond reproach. That’s a tall order in a world where video and photographic proof
is no longer trustworthy and even the task of getting DNA results replicated is onerous. But this is how the story shakes out now, not as a disclosure
to the world in a conference held by a panel of world-renowned scientists, but
from a glass case towed behind a motorhome that parks on the disused grounds
outside your city. All we’re missing is a ferris wheel and some cotton candy.
One thing is certain, I believe, and that is that there
is certainly a large bipedal animal that exists in the forests of this
country and perhaps in other locations around the world. There are far too many
credible eye-witness accounts to ignore and while the physical evidence has
been unconvincing to date for the bulk of us, the full understanding of this
new addition to the taxonomy of man will come to fruition eventually. But it
won’t be added to the curriculum of institutions and the record books until
that panel of real, credentialed scientists like Dr. Meldrum are fully on
board.
