'You don't need a weatherman to know
which way the wind blows.' Dylan
Maybe it's lazy thinking, maybe it's
the natural progression of opinions over time, prodded by the
frustration of lack of evidence, but more and more people in the
world of Bigfoot research are veering to what Thom Powell calls the
'woo woo', the weirdness, the inexplicable aspects of Sasquatch
reports that do not fit neatly into the hard science box. Click here for more.
Erik Beckjords idea of Patty
Erik Beckjords idea of Patty
Doc Meldrum must be really tired of fighting off wackjobs (like me) who pepper him with bizarre, wholly unscientific questions like 'So, ah, Doc..if Bigfoots can, like, disappear whenever they want, why don't they just come to the supermarket to get their donuts and stuff?'
'I like the ones with sprinkles.'
When I asked him this (not really, I
asked far more sciency questions) he was very patient and didn't seem
all that rehearsed, but always answered the way a professor who likes
his job would answer: by not saying much.
Why not? Because we STILL don't know
very much. Let's make some lists.
What We Know For Sure -
Sasquatch witness reports number in
the thousands. While visual
sightings don't constitute solid evidence, there's a powerful pattern
here that requires more digging.
The Patterson/Gimlin Film.
The holy grail of BF evidence, it's been so deeply researched that
the possibility that it represents actual photographic proof also
begs more research from science types.
We have DNA.
Ketchum and Sykes have tried to get the word out that 'novel DNA'
from 'non-human' sources have been found repeatedly among the many
samples submitted and tested. This said, the internet argument rages
on because, on the internet ANYBODY can pose as being intelligent and
correct about something and cause crapstorms of controversy. The task
of ferreting out what is true and real becomes very onerous, so we're
often left hanging unless scientific methods are published and
consensus is reached by at least a few educated and trained
specialists.
Sykes and Ketchum...I think.
What
We THINK We Know-
Sasquatches can
disappear at will. Lots of
stories, but of course, no photographs. (Unless you count Todd
Standings strange photos, or Melissa Hovey's 'Sasquatch back' game
cam picture, considered by supporters to be among the best out
there.) Yes, photographing an invisible creature might be a
contradiction by description, but the rumors of Bigfoot vanishing
mid-step are fairly numerous.
Bigfoot can
read minds, communicate telepathically.
Why not? This is such a highly personal claim that unless it happens
to you, it will always be up for dispute. Those that claim to hear
them in their head are also growing in number. Is this a form of
social media hypnosis?
Sasquatches can
'zap' humans, other animals.
Reports, again, anecotal, suggest that people who see a Bigfoot are
momentarily paralyzed, and/or feel incapacitated by sudden sickness,
which lifts after the encounter is over. Again, a highly personal
perception, but I myself have had an very unusual experience during
an overnight stay at Derek Randle's Olympic Project site. After Derek
announced a night hike to check some bait stations, I headed for my
van to get my audio gear. The moment I stepped out the door of the
main meeting place, I was hit by a strong wave of nausea. It so
palpable that I nearly fell against the side of the building, but
managed to weave my way to the van, parked in the pasture between the
meeting hall and the treeline. I felt like my body had dropped in
temperature to the point where I was instantly shivering. The outside
temp was cool, but not freezing. I got to the van and crawled in back
and it was all I could do to get inside my sleeping bag. My head
pounded, I shivered and I think I slept for a few minutes. When I
came to, I was sweating and felt the dizziness and pain was gone. I
got up, grabbed my gear to join the group but back at the shop they
were gone. I have never had a sudden onset illness like that before
or since.
Bigfoot travels
interdimensionally. This
claim falls as a subset of the invisibility aspect, but there are
visual reports of Sasquatches coming into and going out of view
through a sort of window that opens and closes in plain view.
Skeptics chalk this up to tv shows like Star Trek or Stargate, but
believers suggest a connection between the phenomenon and the writers
of those shows. Even though I'm a crazy 'bizarre' bigfoot aficionado,
this idea makes me chuckle.
So...Scientists
vs. Non-scientists/laymen, the debate will continue vs. Educated
Professional and Ordinary people, but let's make a formal list of the
Notables here
too:
Notable
People Who Believe Bigfoot Is A Flesh And Blood, Physical Creature
That Is Just Really Good At Avoiding Humans Camp.
Dr. Meldrum -
He's never going to cave and
say he heard one in his head or saw it disappear in front of his
eyes. He'd almost certainly lose his tenure and his job at Idaho
State. We need him, too. Somebody has to hold the line and not buy
into things that cannot be proven. Stay the course, Doc.
Dr. Bindernagel
– Dr.
B is unlikely to change his mind either. I
watched in person at the Ocean Shores Sasquatch Summit when
Bindernagel, a guest at the request of Todd Standing, brought in to
back up Standings' claim of BF activity in Ontario, actually BACKED
AWAY from agreeing with Standing at the moment he took the stage. It
was surprising, as Meldrum was much more enthusiastic about Standing.
Todd's face visibly dropped when Dr. B said, paraphrased, 'Well, no,
actually, I never saw an actual footprints on that hillside.'
Notable
People Who Originally Thought Sasquatches Were Forest Apes, But Now
Think They Are Paranormal.
The
way the wind is blowing tells me that the following people are among
a growing group who have come around in their thought process to
accept that Bigfoot is not just a human-throwback, but a special
lifeform that can do things humans cannot.
Johnson, Davies and Carlson
Dr. Matthew
Johnson. Johnson saw a big
hairy creature while hiking with his family at the Oregon Caves
Monument. He claimed that it followed him as he hurried his family to
safety. Today Johnson has stated publicly that he thinks Sasquatch
creatures can travel through portals, read minds and communicate
mentally with humans.
Scott Taylor.
Taylor is a BFRO investigator who had worked hard at vetting reports
that come in to the BFRO hq. He knows the importance of detailed
questioning, checking for sign(s) and following up on further
developments. Recently he has visited Johnson's Southern Oregon
Interaction Area and on Dr. J's Youtube site he concurs that 'there's
Squatch in this area.' Also he is on board with them possessing
unusual capabilities.
Adam Davies.
Brit cryptozoologist and author approached the subject of Bigfoot as
a physical creature but after a visit with another researcher, John
Carlson to Matthew Johnson's original Southern Oregon Habituation
Area had an encounter with small, hairy creatures that seemed to
appear out of a portal.
He speaks about the experience rarely, but agrees that there is far more to the phenomenon that meets the eye.
He speaks about the experience rarely, but agrees that there is far more to the phenomenon that meets the eye.
John Carlson.
Davie's tent mate on that visit also experienced high strangeness and
both basically agree on what they witnessed. The only difference, as
Carlson has said in radio interviews is that he felt the 'entities
were evil', and possibly 'demonic' whereas Davies seems to stop short
of that classification, at least in public.
'Be vewwy vewwy qwiet!'
People Who
Have Thought All Along That Bigfoot Was A Ghost/Spirit/ET.
Kewaunee
Lapseritis. Author and Master
Herbalist, Lapseritis is deep into the esoterics of other-worldly
Bigfoot, beginning as a Naturalist, he dove head first into the
paranormal fray when he was contacted by both an ET and a Sasquatch
at the SAME TIME. That would twist anybody's melon, but Mr. L seems
pretty constant and clear in his lectures, citing the messages he
continues to receive that repeat warnings to humans that we're
messing things up and it's probably too late to all come together and
fix it.
Indian Peoples
All Over The Nation. Look at
any First Nations myth about Monsters and you will find the Sasquatch
mentioned as a 'people' or 'tribe' not much different than them,
aside from having the ability to do all the aforementioned stuff like
go invisible and read minds. It's always hard for white people,
non-natives to accept the wildness of these claims, but more and more
they are beginning to make sense. Non believers = Zero. Indian
Peoples – One.
This
list is going to grow as time goes on, of course. And I maintain that
the 'woo woos' will gain ground over the scientists, perhaps at our
peril, but at least we MIGHT learn something about Sasquatch and in
turn, something about ourselves.